O Barney is a dinosaur
As gay as dinos can get
I was small when I met him
And since then it's been regret.
O Barney is a shade of purple
A sickening shade at that
Barney has big green spots
O Barney, you're so fat.
O Barney's song is stupid
O Barney, you're so lame
Everyday when I see the damn show
It's the same thing again and again
O Barney, how is that you
Have never come to realise
That it is because of you all other dinos
Promptly committed suicide?
O Barney is just a gay lizard
O Barney, you pedophile
Please take your claws away from kids
Barney, learn some style
O Barney is so very gay
O Barney, learn your songs
I bet at night Barney is a stripper
And wears male leather thongs
O Barney, just please admit
That all you do is lie
So Barney, I ask of you one thing
Please, just go die.
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