People like me

People like me are scarce under the sun
We thrive on the lost art of good clean fun
We'll never be done when we start to talk
We can while away and evening on a lazy walk
We're not boring, oh not at all
We can keep you interested, winter or fall
People like me, we love to entertain
Although, admittedly we are insane
We fish out a topic and start a debate
We're ready made clowns, yes it's our fate
People like me are, ahem, refine
People like me are hard to find
We love romance stories, the cheesy ones
We're subtly sarcastic, talking in puns
We love to joke around, people like me
We always qualify as excellent company
People like me, we could land you in jail
And try to take you out without posting a bail
People like me, we're smart, fun and kind
Our type on Earth has vastly declined
We loves to make chaos and make it right again
Some people simply call us a pain
Oh those silly people, what do they know
They're simply stupid, inefficient, slow
People like me, we have mothers who tell
"Child, one day, you will surely go to hell"
People like me are extremely rare
People like me, we need good care
We are not threatned by silly little things
We face it with pride, whatever the future brings
We hold our chins up with graceful dignity
Oh wouldn't you love to be a person like me?

 

"I ain't gonna do a thing that you like

I'm fine and dandy with the me inside"

- Weezer, Pork and Beans